To Andy; About Andy

To Andy; About Andy

I made a promise to Andy to write about him in my blog, and true to my word, this paragraph is all about him;

Andy your gayness and man love for Ben kept us entertained and wondering about you at the same time. Your constant humping of him and others gave us hope that homophobia might someday be eradicated as a debilitating fear of young men everywhere. From all the couples on the trip: The Germans, Ali/Amir, Christos /Matt, Elena/Kesenia, Trong/and ladyboys, your love was the sweetest. You fell asleep on each other, held each other, and your relationship has blossomed since childhood. You opened up to me about your confusion towards the future, and asked me for advice as if I was Yoda, but you failed to realize that asking me for advice, is like getting a heart transplant from a four hundred pound smoker with diabetes, that’s addicted to crack. Your heart is in the right place, and we all love you very much, but your raging hormones are causing clotting in your arteries and causing massive swelling, frustration and anger. Your hatred towards woman for their failure to blow you even after you said hello to them, is not being helped by your constant need to get undressed. Your sexual frustration was felt by the group as a whole, and being able to identify with you, suffered right along with you. You should be focusing on keeping Ben from swallowing his foot every two minutes, and worrying about your future. We all care very much about you, and we love your easy going nature, like I told you before just keep being yourself and you will be fine.